Contact Dermatitis

I have it, and it's not fun.....

I'll save you all the details and just hit the highlights:

1.)  Rash w/ blisters appears on my right arm - "spreads" within a three day period to my left arm - then to my ribcage and forehead - then finally my eyelids.  Itching...... oh my the itching.

2.)  Insect bites?  Allergic reaction?  Disease?

2.)  Research the rash via internet and become convinced I have either Leprosy or Shingles.

3.) Make Dermatologist appointment (not my regular doc since he couldn't see me for a whole week, and I was sure I'd be sent to Molokaii before then)

4.) Doc says I'll live - I have Contact Dermatitis probably from something "you got into"....  She gave me a script for Prednisone and sent me on my way.

Fun stuff.  :-/

Marcel was very supportive in the subject line of his recent email:  "Think positive please...."  :-)  He was very happy when I called and reported that the doc said I would live.

That's all for now.....carry on.... :-)

Pun With English

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I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .

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The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
 
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

Two silk worms had a race.  They ended up in a tie.

Time flies like an arrow.  Fruit flies like a banana.
 
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Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway.  One hat said to the other, 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'

I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger.  Then it hit me.

A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'
 
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A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

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A backward poet writes inverse.

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