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dalthauser ([personal profile] dalthauser) wrote2007-11-27 09:36 am
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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In March I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In September [livejournal.com profile] holmes_sherlock and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last Friday I put gum in [livejournal.com profile] papoose's hair (-12 points). In January I turned [livejournal.com profile] sahlah in for littering (3 points). Last week I stole [livejournal.com profile] bright_feather's purse (-30 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-1040 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
eats_veggies

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