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Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In March I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In September holmes_sherlock and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last Friday I put gum in papoose's hair (-12 points). In January I turned sahlah in for littering (3 points). Last week I stole bright_feather's purse (-30 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-1040 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, eats_veggies

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